DAN BONGINO HERE!
I MUST GET OUT OF THIS TERRIBLE POSITION OF “DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF THE FBI” (the place I’m HELPLESS to see what’s actually occurring), in order that I can resolve this Jeffrey Epstein state of affairs!
(Kash Patel can include me if he needs.)
I’ve all the time felt that you simply get essentially the most direct line to what the FBI is doing if you end up as far-off from the FBI as doable, ideally in some kind of podcast studio or BASEMENT with a BULLETIN BOARD that has plenty of RED THREAD on it—and KETTLEBELLS! (How I’ve missed my kettlebells!)
I’ve wasted a lot time right here. I ought to have remembered: The individuals who actually know what the federal government is doing are those who don’t work anyplace close to it. If I can see a single labeled file, I’m nonetheless TOO CLOSE! That’s how they GET YOU!
No, somebody has to depart the federal government and begin digging, as a result of there’s a conspiracy right here for sure. Solely, I can’t resolve it from right here, throughout the ranks of the FBI’s high management. (I believe it goes all the way in which to the highest however I can’t be certain!)
I consider that is all of the fault of Pam Bondi. (Pam must resign!) She is protecting issues from the American folks, I believe. I used to be in all of the conferences and noticed all of the information she noticed
however I couldn’t see ANYTHING in them (which I consider to have been the WITCHCRAFT OF PAM!)
Look—I do know conspiracy theories, and let me simply say: The best way now we have launched the Epstein proof is the LEAST convincing factor I’ve EVER SEEN!
First Pam says the Epstein consumer listing is on her desk? After which she says, no, she meant one thing completely different? After which we put out an announcement saying that there was nothing to see within the information and that we can’t launch any extra. After which we launch a video to assist reveal that he killed himself however that’s lacking a minute of footage? A complete minute? After which she says, Oh, this all the time occurs? What are we making an attempt to tug over on the American folks?! I’m determined to resolve what’s going on right here!
EXTREMELY SUSPICIOUS STUFF.
Even Donald Trump is making an attempt to maneuver the dialog away from Epstein on the grounds that we’ve already talked about him for years? Has Donald heard himself converse earlier than? That has by no means as soon as stopped him!
That’s why it’s a must to get me out of the federal government.
I can’t assume straight within the FBI. I’ve to put on a tie and a LONG-SLEEVE SHIRT and it makes me MISERABLE and CONFUSED! I get addled, like an egg.
I would like the reassuring air of my podcast studio
(and my kettlebells, my most trusted sources!)
I would like all of this (and, after all, Pam’s resignation) to grasp what’s actually taking place right here!
The Deputy Director’s chair on the FBI might be the worst place or the second-worst place to seek out out what’s actually occurring. Kash and I are helpless! All of the director and I can do is sit round and administer undesirable polygraphs to our resentful workers!
That is NOT the very best use of my time. I ought to be doing REPS and GETTING TO THE BOTTOM OF THINGS and FILLING MY WHOLE T-SHIRT, LIKE SOMEONE POURED ME INTO IT AND FORGOT TO SAY “WHEN,” which I can’t do right here!
As quickly as I’m out of this stifling setting I’ll discover these accountable, I’m certain. We’d like Dan Bongino on the case!
GET DAN BONGINO OUT OF THE FBI SO DAN BONGINO CAN FINALLY FIGURE OUT WHAT THE FBI IS HIDING FROM US!!
